Only in the Shower and the Examination Room

I can't identify with people that hate being naked.

I waltz around my apartment in my birthday suit with impunity, when there's no one around to bug me, but there's many people that can't stand to be naked in the privacy of their own bathroom. It's five minutes naked in the shower and then towelled off and back in clothes lightning fast for them. They hardly ever take long baths, unless there is a foot of bubbles hiding their nudity.

Also, what's with people that wear pyjamas on frying hot summer nights? It's dark; they can't see themselves. Why would they rather spend a night sweaty and sleepless, than doff their drawers?

Is there some sort of shame that these people feel about their bodies? Does being exposed make them feel uncomfortable and/or scared!? Have they been reading their bible a little too much?

My philosophy is this: I am always naked. My clothes are not a part of me, they are merely the house in which I reside. The house in which I waltz around in my birthday suit with impunity.

So, everyone should take their clothes off.

Especially you!

P.S. Don't get me started on people that can never be barefoot.