apple scented shampoo, rascists, left-handed scissors, apples, pesticides, diamonds, gold, blush, raisons, Romeo and Juliet, Star Wars, Bat Country, pride, headaches, white shoes, danishes without proper frosting, extremism of any sort, animal abuse, child abuse, war, mold, grass, ragweed, untrained dogs, dry chicken, people who refuse to dance under any circumstance, wussy boys, short boys, cooked carrots, people that kill spiders, white walls, beige, white Christmas lights, people that touch my hair without permission, people that want me to cut my hair, people that want me to dye my hair, people that want me to gel my hair, people that tell me to smile, pointless tasks, celebrating Christmas with my family, people who wear their shoes indoors, teachers that don't actually know anything about the subject they teach, people who don't say please and than you, freestyle poetry, those that invoke God constantly, fortune tellers, being in Brownies, being in Girl Guides, camping, political correctness, televangelism, nothing to watch on T.V. ever, Barbie, Bratz, baby dolls, never getting violin lessons, never getting a chemistry set, never being allowed to own a knife, never being allowed to own a ligher, always getting things I hate for my birthday, always getting things I hate for Christmas, my mother's refusal to admit that certain fictional characters aren't real, everything about my father, not killing my father when I was little and could have gotten away with it, my mother being in denial about my father's abuse, no one caring when I am upset, living in the middle of nowhere, never having any money, being mentally unstable, my mother threatening to have me put on antidepressants, my own inaction in the face of injustice, birds flying into windows, Cheerios, Cornflakes, The Spice Girls, The Backstreet Boys, 'N Sync, synthesized music, my favourite shows being cancelled, Christian Science, sitcoms, laugh tracks, intelligent design, Scientology, not being able to find the nail clippers, Winter, wine, beer, Elmo, Superman, The Fantastic Four, Disney, censorship, roses with no scent, OSAP, being too tall, fatigue, shops not being open in the middle of the night, Shakespeare being praised for making up words, people bitching at me for making up words, can't find 100% juice anywhere, coffee, addiction, having to have the same bedtime as my little brother growing up, my older sister getting to have a bedtime that was later than my older brother's bedtime, hard mattresses, having to share, never having enough, having to eat potatoes everynight growing up, being made to continue eating when I'm already full, my parents keeping me up all night screaming at each other, folding clothes, feeling sick, dry skin, fake pleasure noises, having to live in a shitty apartment, sandals wearing out too fast, veins protruding underneath my eyes, not being able to find pinky rings, not being able to find jeans that aren't prefaded, authority, shaving my legs, having hairy legs, dilemas, grubs, maggots, Tom Cruise, Fran Drescher, Ashton Kutcher, Paris Hilton, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, earwigs, getting slapped really hard across the face, getting beaten for crying too loud, my favourite shows jumping the shark, those bugs that like to live in the middle of raspberries, people telling me to get a tan, Dave Chapelle, orange juice, grape juice, chihuahuas, people that name their cats Simba, Jawas, Harry Potter, metaphors, that crust in the corners of people's eyes, chocolate filled with raisons, chocolate filled with coconut, chocolate filled with coffee, coconut, newspaper comics, American cheese, riding the bus, pantyhose, wearing socks indoors, the phone ringing, that stupid pirates VS ninjas argument, American Idol, Canadian Idol, slush, people that tell me that I'm going to catch a "chill", houses not being built with secret passageways anymore, people that refer to "stuffing" as "dressing", people that overuse quotes from movies and television, spoiled people, people that call hair gel "product", essential tremors, pets not living long enough, biting my cheek while eating, biting my tongue while eating, they keep changing the formulas of the shampoos I like, those people that give out bibles on Halloween, not being able to remember, not being able to forget, insomnia, Mondays, people screaming in my face, the sound of one hand clapping, when a tree falls in the forest, wearing glasses, Aspartame, rap music. hip-hop, bling, my strange name, fruit with little flavour, people that are afraid of bats, the weird white spot in the middle of my bottom lip, cracked pavement, menstruating, lag, people that try and convert me to their relgion, Selma Hayek, dried fruit, getting jiggy with it, Monopoly, people that refuse to walk anywhere, floral prints, the lack of trees in the city, people that refuse to walk anywhere, not enough coloured stars in the shy,  bonsai trees take too long to grow,  I can't grow blue hair naturally,  movies taking themselves way too seriously lately,  washing dishes,  skunks, that stuff that collects in people's belly buttons, Aberfoyle P.S., the smell of farms, volunteer work, nearly passing out due to loss of blood,  frivolous lawsuits,