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God lives at the centre of the galaxy? Why does God need a starship to get out of the centre of the Galaxy? How come it only takes two photon torpedoes to destroy God? Why am I lying in a pool of my own blood? Who's that hiding in the bushes? What if the shoe was on the other foot? How many more must die? Why can't we all sing in perfect harmony? How come I can't get no Tang round here? Am I too tall? Can anybody find me somebody to love? Why do they put so much wax in candy? If I fell, would you pick me up? Why? Why not? Where are you keeping the hostages? Why can't people spell my name properly? Is John Malkovich gay? Why don't they put Oded Fehr in more movies? Why are people always touching my hair? What colour is my hair supposed to be anyway? Who let the dogs out? Why do I always live on the wrong side of town? Where is my remote? Why is everything painted white? Why are pickles so delicious? Why does my eye socket hurt? Why can't I buy cookie dough at 3:00 AM? Does cookie dough have any nutritional value? Why don't they show more movies on television? Why is there no kitchen counter in this apartment? Who farted? |