I Need to Stop Listening to Soft Rock

Seriously, I'm getting all mellow and shit.

The Chewbacca Defense

Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!

I WON!

The asshole has turned their music off!

Oh SHIT! It's a Music Fight!

I've turned my music up really loud to try and drown out their music, so they've started turning up their music to drown out mine.

This isn't going to end well.

My Apartment Complex is Full of Assholes

Someone around here is playing their music way too fucking loud for 5:00 AM.

If I ever find out who it is, they are getting a boot so far up their ass that they'll have a butt-baby.

First Post

Hey, it's my first post!

Whoopity friggin doo!